Transitory Girl
Last night I had a dream that I was in Caitlin and Deanna’s apartment, but Dave and Megan lived there, and they were having a party. There was a cute girl there and we started making out. After a while of making out, I notice that instead she’s not really that attractive. I realize I should leave as soon as possible.
I have to go to the bathroom, but the only toilet is right behind a counter in the kitchen, in the open. I stand right behind the counter so that no one can see my stuff, then Rob starts creepin’ up right next to me so I kick him away. All the while the girl I made out with is staring at me and watching me pee. I finish this epically long piss and then Richard Swensson says to me, “I made one of those things you have…” I’m like, “A dream tumblr?” And he never answers. Then I wake up.
